So, you’ve found the one. The person you want to annoy forever. Congrats! Now comes the easy part, asking them to spend the rest of their life with you in one perfect, stress-free, romantic moment that will be remembered (and judged) forever.
No pressure, right? Don’t worry. We’ve seen the good, the bad, and the truly ridiculous. And we’re here to help. Here’s how to propose without totally screwing it up— or at least how to make it look like you nailed it.
Seriously. Don’t.
You’d be shocked how many people have proposed with a diamond ring inside a slice of cake, a champagne glass, or (yes, really) a burrito. Nothing says “forever” like a trip to urgent care for a swallowed diamond.
It’s about your partner, not Instagram
Not everyone wants a jumbotron proposal with pyrotechnics. Some want a quiet moment; others want destination drama or a TikTok-ready production with drone footage and three outfit changes.
to Buy the Ring
We love last-minute shoppers. Truly. But if you’re proposing Saturday and still shopping, you’re sweating more than you need to. This isn’t just a sparkly rock—it’s a symbol of forever.
Yeah… Don’t Do That.
Sure, they look shiny. But they’re mass-produced and lose value fast—think “resale value = a high-five and a shrug.”
Because Life Happens
Outdoor proposal? It’ll probably rain. Big crowd? Half will cancel. The only thing that must go right is the “Will you marry me?” part.
You can shop our entire engagement ring collection above. Go get ’em, Romeo. Just leave the burrito out of it.
